there was a girl………
she was walking to a place known only to herself and me……..
her foot suddenly got stuck in a fresh hole made by a baby turtle that hatched out…….
she looked at her foot……. hm… only my toes and half more of my foot have got in, i can just pullem out, she thought.
and then she began to wail…… o my foot’s stuck in a pothole. its too far in ! what shall i do ……. what shall i do……..
what if it gets twisted if i try to pull it out, what if it comes apart! :O ……..it isn’t entirely impossible…..
what if the baby turtle’s egg shell prick my feet?? what am i to do………..
by this time a crowd had formed around her and they heard half of her complaining……..
girl! twist ur leg out, some1 shouted
-i cant!!!!!
-do u nt know how to twist ur angle!!
-yes i do!!!
-fyn. lets try smthn else.
-we can use some oil, i’ll go get some.
-sunday. shops closed. said the shopkeeper, who was in the crowd, and went to open his shop
-how bout filling the hole with some water so that the foot floats out.
-great, does anybody have sm water???
-i did, only i just drank it all.
-that woman over there has a bottle of water……
-sorry i dont let any1 else handle my stuff.
-theres a tap around the corner………..
-only its dry.
-dont worry guys!!!!!!!:D the rains will b here in about a month.
-hm…..
-o the poor child. standing in d scorchn sun for so long!
-here have a seat. sm1 brought a chair.
-i cant!!!!!! my foot mite break off.
-oo god! and acouple of fat ladies fainted
the girl started to weep.
-standing this long and in such a queer poster can be bad for ur back.
-huh….?
-yes dear! now do try to sit.
-um… oo….er….
-bend that left knee a lil more……
-the poor thngs exhausted. cud sm1 bring smtn 2 eat?
sm1 did. a mega sandwich.
sm1 else drove it into the girls mouth.
-i dnt want…its too big!
they cut it into smaller pieces and ate half of those.
-the onions gone bad
they pulled out the onions
-the breads stale.
they threw away the bread but kept some crumps from the good part.
-i 4got. i dn lyk sandwiches
the sandwich was seen no more and the girl started to cry loud.
-its no use! ive seen this before. lets just chop it off.
what????? exclaimed the girl.
-dn worry luv, we have a trained surgeon in the house.:)
-no!!!!!!
-thats the only thing we kn do nw.
-no other way?????????
-No!
-i wanna c ma mom….
-the faster you get out, the faster u cud c her.
-but its ma foot!
-theres no other way……..
-well…..
-henry, get the saw!
and a man came running with an axe.
-o pray my child. let it be heard loud and clear…….
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
meanwhile a man passing by became curious and asked sm1 standing at the edge of the crowd:
– hey wts wrong? is she in pain?
-ofcourse she is! wt r u? an idiot? dnt u have a conscience?
-i’m sorry……..
-wt ws that? hw kn u b so heartless?
-i said i’m sorry.
-hey! u be polite to that man!
-whos gonna make me?
-u wanna knw?
and a fight started at the back.
soon the men were rolling n the ground.
they rolled and rolled through the crowd and a whole lot f people, women, children, old people all were almost pulverised by it.
this human steam roller went around a few times and all of sudden changed course and started heading for the centre. towards all the people trying to amputate the girls foot.
the axe was right over it….and then, KABOOM!
it crashed into the swarm of people and broke up like the pins in a game of bowling ball,
while the crowd around the lil girl, which cudnt quite handle the momentum of the roller, toppled over, chair girl and all!
when the girl got up she found her foot unstuck and happily resumed her course of travel.
the extra momentum had made the axe go off track and end up on the surgeons foot. fortunately, the sandwich filled his mouth so that he didnt have to cry out.
finally, job done, all the people dispersed to various hospitals around the countryside, o! and some to their homes 🙂
gudmrng evr1.